McFertz the Fish is Happy

"I need a job. Like really bad. ANd no one seems to want to give me one. It's like... I'm the only person on the planet who can't get one because I just suck that much.

I wanna cry but it's not happening.

I promised I'd quit, but I pulled out a new one and went ballistic. I accidentally stained the carpet. [this most likely refers to blood... he might have pulled out a fingernail?]

I need a job. And I'm never gonna get it. Life is sucking more and more by the minute..."

Yes... Wonderfully Stable