McFertz the Fish is Happy

Interesting development: I think I might have outgrown my seafood allergy. I've tested squid and lobster and got no reaction. Fish would be the next big step. eep o.O

Thank You
by M. Siy

Thank you for waking me up at 6:40,
Right after I slept at 5 in the morning.
Your phone alarm is quite the beast,
It woke me up four times at least.

Thank you for sleeping so deep,
I got out of bed to punch out your sheep.
"Hey T, your alarm has rung 4 to 5 times"
*click beep beep*"My bad" "No Problem"
I gave you your phone so that it may cease,
And I might finally rest in peace.

Just when I thought the nightmare was over,
The thing rang twice moreover.
And the funny thing was it was right in your hand,
Maybe what you needed was a giant brass band.

I left the room with my pillow and blanket,
Onto the couch because I couldn't take it.
Through the door, I heard the sound again,
Not once, not twice, but six times more.

What? 5-minutes passed without the noise?
May I finally return to my hard spring bed?
Thank you.


PS. It rang a few hours later because of a phone call which lasted a few minutes. Plus, I had a midterm that day. Yep, a total of 12 alarm rings... and they were loud. I think I lost an hour or two.

Well, this isn't good.